A Number of Things I Gotta Say about the VMA Performance (Miley's in Particular)

Okay, this shit's been going on for a while and although I don't normally gripe about celebrities but this, I must talk about.

1. Miley's performance is a youth's take on sex and partying -
Straight up sexual, dirty, and wild.

Nothing's left to the imagination. It's all about humping giant soft toys and rubbing your face in people's butt while wildly flailing about your genitalia and swinging your limbs about like an epileptic rag doll.

2. Just look at Rihanna's facial expression amongst the many others like hers. 

They look like this:

3. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE TONGUE, MILEY?

It's like she cannot go without letting her serpent of a tongue out of her mouth. Makes me ask questions like these:

Why are you sticking your tongue out, Miley? 

Why? 

Is your tongue cramping? 

You got something on your chin?

Why?

4. Robin Thicke doesn't mind grinding a 20 year old:

Again with the tongue, Miley?

Hater's gonna hate.